“The most importatn songwriter of a generation”

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THAT BOY AIN’T RIGHT

The first HOT NEW single coming February 23 is the title track off of Ethan’s next album planned for October 2026 (if yew ken frickin wait that long, you dog)

Critix are already EATING UP this slop. They literally can’t get enough of it, they’re all like “Oh my god Ethan, Ethan, please put this out please, PLEASE - WE NEED IT” and Ethan’ts all like “Don’t worry baby, daddy’s got you covered”


Listen Up, You Sausage

A delectable aperitif for your listening pleasure:

Western Movies is the world renowned debut album from the mind of Ethan “Voice of a Generation” Mitchell

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The most importatn songwriter of a generation

Ethan Mitchell is the single most importatn songwriter of his generation, and maybe of all time. From the sweet country drawl of his dulcet baritone voice ramble forth profound utterances fit to save mankind from the cruelty he brandishes against himself. He is frequently upset, not only at minor inconveniences, and he isn't afraid to immortalize his grievances into the age old tradition of honky tonk heartbreakers and/or foolhardy country songs. His total level in Runescape is 374 (which is not particularly impressive if you play Runescape). He sings sometimes about not being good enough, or at least not as good as he thinks he could be.

He was NOT one of the weird kids in high school, even though everyone always thinks that. All his friends were weird kids though. Sometimes he writes about them in his songs. He sings about country folk, city folk, lonesome folk, friendly folk, desperate folk and rich folk. He spent a LOT of time playing World of Warcraft in high school. He didn't get particularly good at that either.

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